That's Not How I'd Do It
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That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

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    52: Apple

    Did the launch of Apple's iPhone X disappoint you? Do you long for the days of bold thinking and technological feats of engineering that used to define Steve Jobs' love child of a company? Have no fear: Apple has brought on the #SNOTBOYZ to infuse their special sauce into the next wave of product launches!

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    51: Advertising with Margie Chidley

    Take your finger off of that YouTube "Skip Ad" button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn't Superbowl Sunday.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to download podcasts.

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    MINISODE: Turkeys

    Gobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to our listeners for listening, the turkeys who sacrificed their lives for our dinner, and Tom Cruise, because, well, it wouldn't be right to name just one reason.

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    50: Drinking Games

    As everyone knows, the best way to hang out with people who aren't really your friends is to play a drinking game or two so you don't have to talk to them. The #SNOTBOYZ decide to make Sam more fun by coming up with a new drinking game that will make him more pleasant to be around.

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    MINISODE: Bonsai Trees

    B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!

    Here's a parody of the song "All The Small Things" that I just wrote:

    All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You'll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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    49: Candy

    Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.

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    48: Our Fears (Anniversary Episode)

    To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!

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    47: Creepypasta

    The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to MortdecaiX7 for writing this week's foundational text: The Basement.

    Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/

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    46: Cemeteries

    Dead. Sexy.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.

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    45: Vampires

    I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fears and talking about the spookiest and most haunted topics that need improvement. First up: Vampires.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

    A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.

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