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That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we tackle the most pressing issues in the world, fight over what went wrong, and come up with solutions so crazy they just might work.

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    78: Jigsaw from Saw

    This episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia entry:

    "By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable."

    "After explaining that this is Jeff's final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John's throat with a power saw."

    "Saw IV opens with John's autopsy, during which a wax-coated tape is found in his stomach."

    "More flashbacks set prior to the events of the first film reveal that John targeted health insurance executive William Easton for one of his games, because he had denied two-thirds of all applicants health coverage, due to a flawed policy, including John himself."

    Cool right?

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    A special thanks this week to all of our accomplices.

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    77: Campfire Stories

    Grab yourself some hot chocolate and join us by the fire at the base of K2 for a "typical campfire scenario." The scariest part of this episode is the way James uses a sleeping bag.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.

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    76: Witches

    "Down vith children! Do them in!
    Boil their bones and fry their skin!
    Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!
    Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!"
    -Roald Dahl

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    75: Haunted Houses

    Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them even scarier!

    Today, we take tour of a haunted house and see if we can afford the MORGUE-age. If not we may need to look in a more affordable SLAY-borhood! Hee hee hee hee hee!!!

    This week we'd like to apologize to Sam's brother-in-law, Greg.

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    74: Boy Bands

    The Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don't go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-somethings would be like. Spoiler: amazing.

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    73: Labor Day

    Today we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!

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    72: Office Politics

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a "quick morning meeting." Please see attached for the bullet points.

    Sincerely,

    THE SNOTBOYZ

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to the mail room, for delivering James's amazon packages.

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    70: The World Cup

    Never know how much I love you / Never know how much I care / When you put your net around me / I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /

    You give me fever / When you kick me / Fever when you dribble me tight / Fever / In the scoring, a fever all through the IT'S WORLD CUP TIME AND I'VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!

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    69: Dads

    Happy Father's Day!

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode.

    We miss you, Mike.

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