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That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we tackle the most pressing issues in the world, fight over what went wrong, and come up with solutions so crazy they just might work.

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    73: Labor Day

    Today we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!

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    72: Office Politics

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a "quick morning meeting." Please see attached for the bullet points.

    Sincerely,

    THE SNOTBOYZ

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to the mail room, for delivering James's amazon packages.

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    70: The World Cup

    Never know how much I love you / Never know how much I care / When you put your net around me / I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /

    You give me fever / When you kick me / Fever when you dribble me tight / Fever / In the scoring, a fever all through the IT'S WORLD CUP TIME AND I'VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!

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    69: Dads

    Happy Father's Day!

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode.

    We miss you, Mike.

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    68: Gun Control

    Sometimes we talk about things that aren't funny.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.

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    67: Religion Part 3

    Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting. I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It's really not my place to say. Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it'd be a real shame if I didn't make my conversion quota today. I'm not saying it's gonna turn out bad for you, I'm just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It's my "curse" or something. Anyway, I'm gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I've got all day.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.

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    66: Religion Part 2

    As fortune and misfortune continue their back and forth struggle forever, James decides it's time to set up the Church of Haboo and make a tidy profit, Sam receives an unwanted call, and Jared is...well...Jared.

    Step forth into part two of our three part groundbreaking series on religion as we discuss what goes into making a Church for Habuism.

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    65: Religion Part 1

    In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, "I need to put a buffet up in this bish."

    And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.

    If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

    A special thanks this week to the two-headed dragon god.

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    64: Spirit Quests

    I'll be honest with you guys, I just haven't been feeling like my usual podcast-self recently. Same routine week-in, week-out; I don't really like getting beers with the other podcasts after work but I feel obligated to; I might be in a bit of a slump. What's a podcast to do? It's not like I can just pack it all up and discover my true self....or can I?

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